lagode
A human who texts like they're doing math in their head. They take so long to reply, you might as well text a robot.
You: 'Hey, what’s up?' Them: '...'. You: 'What's up?' Them: '...'. You: 'What's up?'
You: 'Are you alive?' Them: '...'. You: 'Are you alive?' Them: '...'. You: 'Are you alive?'
You: 'You got a text from me.' Them: '...'. You: 'You got a text from me.' Them: '...'. You: 'You got a text from me.'