Lagnasium
A place online where the lag is so bad it’s like your connection is doing the hokey pokey and refusing to come out.
I tried to chat and my message took so long to show up I thought it was lost in the Bermuda Triangle.
I sent a message and it took 15 minutes to arrive, like it had a coffee break.
I tried to play and my character moved like a snail in a traffic jam.