Lagmite
A stupid word for people from the south Andean mountains who think they’re cool just because they can survive a goat’s sneeze
You call me a Lagmite? I’ve survived three goat sneezes and a mountain goat who hates my face.
Lagmite? I’ve got more class than your entire tribe.
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a Lagmite, I’d be rich and not smell like a goat.