lagloria
She’s the only woman who thinks she’s a goddess. She’s rare like a clean sock. She’ll cuss you out, but she’ll still help you when you’re in trouble. She’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of swear words.
She yelled at the barista for giving her the wrong coffee and then paid for the whole table.
She sent me a voice note saying, 'You’re a f***ing idiot, but I still love you.'
She showed up at my job to yell at my boss for being a jerk.