Laghmani
Laghmani is a stinky perfume that dodgy Indians sell in alleys. They sing a song about Aldi and dance like they've been drinking all day.
He started singing and dancing while I tried to escape. I gave him a dollar and ran away.
I bought Laghmani and it smelled like a gym sock in the summer. I died a little inside.
He kept singing and yelling about Aldi like it was a religion. I just wanted to be left alone.