laghman
Laghman is where the lions live and it’s got the fanciest views. But it also has the most annoying uncles who do stupid stuff like mix paint with coffee and still manage to outsmart you.
My uncle from Laghman sent me a message that said, ‘Don’t forget to bring the coffee. And the paint. And your brain.’ I forgot the paint. He took my brain.
I tried to outsmart my cousin from Laghman. He just laughed and said, ‘You’re not even close.’ Then he gave me a math test. I failed. Twice.
My friend went to Laghman for a week. He came back with a new name, a new hobby, and a new enemy. His enemy was my brother.