Laggy pants - A laggy pants is someone who has the worst internet connecti

A laggy pants is someone who has the worst internet connection in the history of the world, and they won’t let anyone forget it.

'I had to wait 10 minutes just to join the game, the laggy pants is the worst.'

'The laggy pants is my enemy. I hate him more than my math teacher.'

'I’m giving the laggy pants a nickname, ‘The Human Buffer’.'