lagging my tits off - Your computer is so slow it thinks it’s in a marathon, and y

Your computer is so slow it thinks it’s in a marathon, and you're about to throw it out the window.

This computer is slower than a turtle on a treadmill. Lagging my tits off.

I'm waiting for my computer to load like it's the end of the world. Lagging my tits off.

It took my computer 10 minutes to open a file. Lagging my tits off.