Laggin' like a dragon
When you're so lagged you look like a dragon who just got hit with a spell and a bad internet connection.
I was laggin' like a dragon who just got hit with a fireball and a broken router.
My lag was so bad, it looked like a dragon was trying to fight a wizard but couldn't even move.
I was laggin' like a dragon who got cursed and then got hit with a bad Wi-Fi signal.