Laggin' like a dragon - When you're lagged so bad it's like a dragon is trying to ru

When you're lagged so bad it's like a dragon is trying to run on a treadmill and it broke.

I was laggin' like a dragon on a broken treadmill, barely moving.

My lag was so bad, it looked like a dragon running on a treadmill that just exploded.

I was laggin' like a dragon who just got hit with a broken treadmill and a bad spell.