laggermeister
A dude who’s 100% German, 100% Italian, 100% Polish, and 100% lagoff. He goes to ‘College College’ and lives in a house with more attics than sense. You yell at him, but you call him a laggermeister because he’s got all the traits.
He lives in a house with 5 attics and still has time to be a lagoff.
Tried to yell 'geet' at him, but he turned it into a 5-attic debate.
This guy’s got more attics than a college student has regrets.