laggered
A lagger is someone so wasted they can’t tell their ass from a hole in the ground. They’re like a drunk squirrel on a sugar rush.
@laggered123: I drank 12 beers and now I’m a lagger. My brain’s gone missing.
DM: Bro, you’re a lagger. You can’t even stand straight.
Tweet: My cousin is a lagger. He tried to walk home and fell into a ditch.