Laggage Baggage - A player who makes your game feel like it's being played thr

A player who makes your game feel like it's being played through a very tired and very angry raccoon

This guy's system is so bad, it's like the game is being played through a raccoon that just got yelled at by a cop.

I was having fun until he logged on and everything turned into a raccoon's version of a nightmare.

His system is so bad, it's like the game is being played through a raccoon that's trying to sleep through a thunderstorm.