lagessie
A lagessie is someone who farts so much it becomes a sport. They’re loud, obnoxious, and never let you forget it.
At the bus stop, my lagessie friend farted so loud the bus driver stopped the bus.
During our car ride, my lagessie cousin farted so much it smelled like a trash can.
During the talent show, my lagessie brother farted and called it his act.
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