Lagerita
A Margarita for guys who can’t handle the real thing. Lager is mixed in. Cointreau is gone. It’s like a Margarita got hit by a truck and got a beer for breakfast.
I drank a Lagerita and said it was like my ex’s cooking. It just didn’t taste right.
My friend’s dog drank a Lagerita and started barking like it was being chased by a cop.
The guy at the bar said the Lagerita was the worst thing he ever tasted. He said it was like a hangover in a glass.