Lagergrenning - a limp, sad, useless piece of meat that hangs down like it’s

a limp, sad, useless piece of meat that hangs down like it’s crying

My penis is a Lagergrenning since I woke up.

He tried to impress me with his penis and it was just a Lagergrenning.

I told my friend his penis was a Lagergrenning and he got mad.