lagergenic
When someone looks so good to a drunk person that they think they're in a commercial and they’re too drunk to realize they’re the one who spilled the beer.
He said I looked like a model. I said he looked like a model who spilled a beer on himself.
She came in and he started taking selfies. He said it was for a commercial. I said it was for a commercial that only he could see.
He said I was the best thing since sliced bread. I said he was the best thing since a drunk person who spilled bread on a floor.