lagergenic
When a drunk person thinks you're the most attractive thing since sliced bread and they're too drunk to realize how bad they look.
He said I was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. I said he was the most drunk man I'd ever seen.
She came in and he said she was like a goddess. I said she was like a goddess who forgot to wash her hair.
He asked me out. I said yes. Then I remembered he was drunk and I had no idea who I was.