lager
Lager is German for ‘storage’ or ‘waiting room’, like a place where beer sits and waits for the day it becomes something better. But sometimes it just sits there and forgets it ever wanted to be anything else.
I think lager is just beer that forgot what it wanted to be.
Lager is like a college student who never graduates but still thinks they’re successful.
I asked my teacher what lager was. She said it was German for ‘storage’ and then forgot what she was talking about.