lager shuffle - When you're so drunk you think you're dancing, but you're ju

When you're so drunk you think you're dancing, but you're just falling over like a broken robot

I did the lager shuffle and fell on the floor. The floor was like, 'You're welcome.'

At the party, I did the lager shuffle and looked like a train wreck. It was a train wreck of joy.

My friend did the lager shuffle and hit a lamp. The lamp was like, 'I didn't sign up for this.'