lager shuffle - A wobbly attempt to move while your brain is on fire and you

A wobbly attempt to move while your brain is on fire and your legs are made of spaghetti

I did the lager shuffle and looked like a chicken with no head. It was glorious.

My cousin did the lager shuffle and bumped into a table. The table was confused.

I tried to do the lager shuffle and ended up in a chair. The chair said, 'I'm not ready for this.'