lager shuffle - A clumsy attempt to move when your brain is gone and your bo

A clumsy attempt to move when your brain is gone and your body is just trying to survive

I did the lager shuffle and looked like a drunk penguin. It was a penguin of pride.

My brother did the lager shuffle and walked into a door. The door was like, 'You're very brave.'

I tried the lager shuffle and ended up in a pile of chairs. The chairs were like, 'We're all in this together.'