Lager Lurgy - A fancy name for the virus that Will Lenny came up with so h

A fancy name for the virus that Will Lenny came up with so he could say it on YouTube without getting money taken from him.

Lager Lurgy is why I’m stuck at home like a total loser.

I got Lager Lurgy from my brother, and now I’m coughing like a dragon.

Lager Lurgy is the worst thing that ever happened to me.