Lagayer
The person who serves you food but has the attention span of a goldfish and probably forgot your drink order.
My lagayer brought me my steak and then left. I had to wave my fork at them to get my drink.
I asked for a coffee, and my lagayer said, 'Sure thing,' and then never came back. I'm still waiting.
My lagayer forgot my order. I had to eat a burger that wasn't mine. It was a sad burger.