Lagasaurus Rex
A person who moves so slow it's like watching a snail on a treadmill
My neighbor is a Lagasaurus Rex. He walks so slow, I could’ve run a marathon by the time he gets to the store.
The Lagasaurus Rex in my class takes 10 minutes to get from the bus to the classroom.
My dog is a Lagasaurus Rex. He takes 2 minutes to chew his food.