lagarithm - A spell cast by the internet to make you look like a total l

A spell cast by the internet to make you look like a total loser when you’re trying to be cool.

My lagarithm made me look like a total noob in the middle of a big fight.

I was about to flex, but my lagarithm spell ruined it.

That lagarithm made me get killed by a guy who plays with his dad.