Lagaport
Your lag is so bad you’re flung around the map like a hot potato, and you can’t even fight because you’re too busy screaming at your screen.
I was in the middle of a battle, and my lag made me appear in the sky. I screamed at my screen like a lunatic.
I tried to kill someone, but my lag took me to the other side of the map. I got killed like a chump.
I was trying to escape, but my lag took me to the enemy’s back. I died like a baby.