Lagansion
Someone who lies around like a dead cat, and if you touch them, they might scream and throw something at you.
She’s a lagansion. I tried to wake her up, and she threw a pillow at me.
My friend is a lagansion. He didn’t move all day and just stared at the ceiling.
That kid is a lagansion. He didn’t even get up when I yelled at him.