Lagabalt
A person, place, or thing that takes forever, like a broken clock trying to tell a joke.
This app is Lagabalt. It took me longer to open it than it did to finish my coffee.
Your brain is Lagabalt. It took you ten minutes to decide what to eat for breakfast.
This meeting is Lagabalt. I’ve been here for an hour and we still haven’t talked about anything important.
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