Lag-Zag
When the lag is so bad that people start appearing and disappearing like they're on a magic show and your brain can't handle it.
I thought I was alone until five people popped up around me like they were out of a magician’s hat.
I was trying to attack someone and they just blinked away like they had a teleport spell.
I saw my teammate appear in the middle of the enemy team and start critting everyone.