lag speak
lag speak is when your voice is so broken by bad internet it’s like you’re trying to talk through a blender that’s also screaming.
I said 'let’s go' and it came out like 'let’s goh' and I was like, 'why is this happening?'
I said 'what’s wrong?' and it sounded like 'wha’s wrong?' and I was like, 'just tell me.'
I said 'I’m coming' and it came out like 'I’m cooing' and I was like, 'are you trying to confuse me?'