lag slapped - when your computer decides to take a long nap right in the m

when your computer decides to take a long nap right in the middle of something important.

I was halfway through my math test when my computer lag slapped me. I got a zero.

My computer lag slapped me during my favorite video game. I got killed by a chicken.

I was trying to text my crush when my computer lag slapped me. I sent a selfie instead of a love note.