Lag Slag
A girl you phone when you're too wasted or too dumb to find someone better. She doesn’t care about looks because she's never been laid.
Lag Slag, I’m too wasted to find a real girl. Just come over.
You’re the only one who’ll take me when I’m too dumb to be sexy.
I’m too dumb to find a real girl. Lag Slag, I need you now.