lag monster
A website so slow, it takes longer to load than it does to finish a bowl of cereal. It’s like the website is tired, lazy, and just wants to go to sleep.
That website is a lag monster. It took longer to load than my grandma takes to get ready.
I tried to open that website and it felt like I was waiting for my pizza to arrive.
That website is so slow, I could’ve finished my homework by the time it loaded.