lag liar
a gamer who blames lag for all their failures. they're so bad at the game, the server actually holds its breath for them to finish their broken connection before moving on.
In-game chat: "Why did I miss the shot? Lag!" (He had 200 lag points and still didn't aim.)
Voice chat: "I can't play! Lag is killing me!" (He had 100 lag points and still didn't know how to move.)
DM: "Lag is why I lost." (He had 300 lag points and still didn't know the rules.)