Lag child
A lag child is someone who thinks they're a boss because they win, even though their internet is slower than a snail on a treadmill. They act like they're winning because they're good, not because the game is glitching out for their enemies.
I won because I'm a god, not because your game lagged.
You're just jealous because I'm good.
My lag is my power, and you're just a pawn.