lag attack - A lazy zombie attack that turns your brain into a pile of no

A lazy zombie attack that turns your brain into a pile of noodles and your body into a pile of excuses.

I tried to go to school but my brain was like 'nope, I am staying in bed.'

I opened my laptop and my brain turned into a soup of thoughts and snacks.

I tried to do my homework and my body just said 'I am a zombie now.'