lag armor - Lag armor is when a lagger is so bad at playing, but his lag

Lag armor is when a lagger is so bad at playing, but his lag is so good, it’s like having a shield made of poop and still winning.

'I got headshot by a poop shield. That’s lag armor.'

'He’s got lag armor. I killed him 5 times and he came back.'

'Lag armor is when you’re so bad, but you’re still winning because of your lag.'