lag armor
A lagger with lag armor is like a bald eagle in a chicken fight, everyone else is squawking and flapping, but he’s just standing there, eating chickens.
'He’s got lag armor. I pulled off a perfect headshot and he still didn’t die.'
'That lag armor is so strong. I’ve been shooting him for 10 minutes and he’s still alive.'
'Lag armor? That’s just me being slow and still winning.'