lafternoon
Lafternoon is when two people talk at the same time but live in different time zones like two drunk people trying to agree on what time it is. It makes you laugh so hard you might pee your pants.
'You're talking to me at 2 PM but it's 10 AM where I am? What the hell is this?'
'I thought we were having a normal conversation, not a time war.'
'You're laughing at me because I'm confused and you're not.'