LaFortune
The name LaFortune means you have the best luck in the whole world. You’re always finding cool stuff in Minecraft and you love watching porn. Zach LaFortune is the best at everything.
I found a diamond sword in a cave. LaFortune must’ve blessed me.
Zach LaFortune is the most awesome person I’ve ever met. He’s a legend.
I got a golden apple out of nowhere. LaFortune must’ve given it to me.