laforce
David LaForce is a giant, blue-ox-riding, axe-swinging, apple-core-spitting legend who turned America into a mad, money-crashing, slave-freeing, tsunami-causing mess.
My teacher said David LaForce was so tall, he could see the whole class from his boot.
I got in trouble for drawing David LaForce with a giant boot and a tiny Huck Finn.
My dad said David LaForce caused the stock market to crash by farting.