Lafontisee
Drives a Tiguan that smells like old pizza, lives in south Florida where the sun burns your ass, probably blonde and fake, and plays guitar like it's a job and you're paying taxes.
My Tiguan reeks like my mom's pizza oven. I drive it to the beach and think I'm a surfer. I'm not. I'm a poser.
South Florida is just a bunch of retirees and me. I tan like I'm trying to escape my life.
I play guitar so much my fingers look like they're about to quit. They're tired of my bad songs.