laflagussy - A woman so attractive, you’d probably punch a wall if her na

A woman so attractive, you’d probably punch a wall if her name started with La.

I saw Laflagussy at the mall and I almost knocked over a cart. It was that bad.

My friend’s dog barked at Laflagussy. That’s how good she looks.

I asked my teacher if Laflagussy was real. She said I was just jealous.