Laffon
A Laffon is someone who's there for you, even if he’s too busy being a drama queen. He’s loyal, but he’ll still throw a fit if you forget his birthday.
He showed up at my party even though he was mad I forgot his birthday.
He threw a fit when I didn’t remember his favorite snack, but still gave me a gift.
He was there for me when I failed, but still yelled at me for missing his snack.