Lafe
The main guy who has more weed than the ocean. He loves getting his cock sucked, can rhyme better than Eminem, and is the worst at making choices. But he’s the only one who can save the school from a crazy person with a gun.
'Lafe had enough weed to last the whole year. He still smoked it all in one day.'
'Lafe got caught with a gun and a bag of weed. He still managed to save us all.'
'Lafe decided to fight the school shooter with a bag of chips. It worked.'