Lafe Beers
The main man who has more weed than a meth lab at a family reunion. He'd rather get head than finish his math test. He can spit rhymes better than a drunk kid at a karaoke bar. He's a total idiot but saved the school from a shooter who had a grudge against the lunch lady.
Lafe is the only one who could stop the shooter because he was too busy eating a taco to notice the gun.
He freestyled about the lunch lady and forgot to bring his pants to gym class.
He smoked so much weed he could’ve taken down the shooter with a hit from a vaporizer.