Lafe Beers
The main guy who has more weed than a whole city. He'd rather get head than do his algebra. He raps so good he could beat a kid who just got a detention. He's a total idiot but saved the school from a shooter who was mad at the principal.
He freestyled about the principal and got kicked out of class.
He had so much weed he could’ve high-fived the shooter into submission.
He smoked so much he could’ve taken down the shooter with a hit from a vape.