Lafayette Salad
You take someone you love and turn them into a garbage bag full of taco parts. You drop them down stairs and then you eat them like they were a snack.
My brother tried to make a Lafayette Salad with my dog and now the dog won't look at him.
I did a Lafayette Salad with my teacher and got detention.
My mom turned my dad into a Lafayette Salad and now he eats Fritos for breakfast.