Lafayette Ron Hubbard - A tiny human who is so broken they can’t even function. They

A tiny human who is so broken they can’t even function. They have zero friends and always mess things up.

My brother is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. He once tried to fight a vacuum cleaner.

That girl who texts me at 3 a. m. is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. She sends me crying emojis.

My friend’s kid is a Lafayette Ron Hubbard. He thinks a pizza box is a portal to another dimension.